[ Rule 09 ] [ 4TH WALL DAY] [ audio / common ]

[ilikesoap]

Well would you look at all these new recruits! The Captain's been busy.

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[uberlebender.livejournal.com]

Captain's a great man, huh?

[ilikesoap.livejournal.com]

I never said that.

Though depending on the stock he's brought on board, he might be.

[uberlebender.livejournal.com]

He is. Trrrust me. How you doing, Uncle Tyler?

[illbestillalive.livejournal.com]

Your specimen has been ^processed and we are now ^ready to begin the test pro_per.

[ilikesoap.livejournal.com]

[Tyler chuckles. This is freaking amazing.]

And how'd you get this specimen, hm?

[illbestillalive.livejournal.com]

Before we start ^howe_ver, keep in _mind that although fun

and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center ac^tivities, serious injuries may occur. For your own safe•ty, and the safety of ^others, please refrain from ░▒▓▒░▓░▒▓░▒░░▓


I'm back.

[bendyspine.livejournal.com]

Uhm, where are we? Why are we on a boat? My name's Ellen!

[ilikesoap.livejournal.com]

Hello Ellen.

Congratulations, you've won yourself a one way trip on the M.S. Elegante.

[bendyspine.livejournal.com]

This is pretty cool!

[There's a pause as she pats herself, looking for... She shrieks.]

KOP KILLER!

[somedayahero.livejournal.com]

Recruits?

Recruits for what, exactly?

[ilikesoap.livejournal.com]

[Tyler chuckles.]

Now that, friend, is a very good question.

[somedayahero.livejournal.com]

Is it a question you're willing to shed some light on?

[cantswitchoff.livejournal.com]

And what, precisely, have I been recruited to, Mister...?

[ilikesoap.livejournal.com]

Durden. Tyler Durden.

The boat trip of a lifetime.

[cantswitchoff.livejournal.com]

... Highly amusing. Your real name?

[Nicholas Angel has not seen Fight Club.

But even he knows that Tyler Durden isn't real.]

[xochipillitouch.livejournal.com]

You sound rather familar.

[ilikesoap.livejournal.com]

You don't.

[fkinthecoffee.livejournal.com]

I'm agent Francis York Morgan, you can call me York. Everyone does.

Can you inform me of these 'recruits' and this 'captain'?

[ilikesoap.livejournal.com]

[Agent. Tyler is having so much fun today.]

That is classified information.

[underthesakura.livejournal.com]

A captain usually is.

[ilikesoap.livejournal.com]

Ah hah! A voice rises from the fresh meat invasion.

I'll have you know that the Captain is a great man.

[mishunacomplish.livejournal.com]

Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people.

[ilikesoap.livejournal.com]

You have got to be fucking kidding...

[The are no more words for you, Mr not-president-anymore. But you do get this amazing roar of laughter.]

[iceicebebe.livejournal.com]

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

[ilikesoap.livejournal.com]

Break it down, Brother!~